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Bob Page

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Ble medlem: 16 jan 06
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Lagt til: 25 sep 06, 02:03

Trenger litt humor her nå etter tapet mot Stabæk :

A pretty young blond goes to her local pet store in search of an
>exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of
>live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Guaranteed to satisfy
>women. Only $50 each! Satisfaction or money refunded. Comes with
>complete instructions."
>
>The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody`s watching her.
>She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I`ll take one."
>The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions."
>The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
>
>As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the
>instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what
>is specified:
>1. Take a shower.
>2. Splash on some nice perfume.
>3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
>4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the
>frog to follow its training.
>
>She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
>nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed and quite upset. She
>re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
>says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
>store." So, the lady calls the pet store.
>
>The man says, "I`ll be right over." Within minutes, the man is
>ringing her doorbell.
>
>The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I`ve done everything
>according to the instructions..the damn thing just sits there."
>
>The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
>into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I`m only going to
>show you how to do this one more time."

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